THE SECRETS OF A NEW SPORT'S HUNK IN 6 EASY STEPS

What does it takes to become a David or a Cristiano ? Is it a big secret ? Not really. It's even easy, all you have to do is to follow those simple steps to make sure you've got your man. You'll see it works every-time !

Step 1 :: First of all he has to be young, I know it's kind of cruel but is this what we really wanna see ?!

Step 2 :: He must be a bulger, or must be willing to show some bulge, even if it is just a little at the beginning, that's a must! Without the bulge you won't have the gays, and without the gays ... what do you have ? ;-)

Step 3 :: He has to be the huggable guy of the team. Always happy to share his joy with some other masculine partners.

Step 4 :: He must end up his game at least top less, in order to drive the fans crazy !

Step 5 : He must be a winner, but not too much!

Step 6 :: The last but not the least, he has to be marketable ! So one day he can also have his own fragrance.

Check done, so now we can say that Lukas Podolski from Germany has everything to be the next big thing, don't you think ?

Comments

[protogenes]

Congratulations, this may be the most superficial site on the net.

[Steph]

wow ... Thank you :-) it means a lot to me ... lol

[luka]

This bulging pics are the most perfect ever!!A true male showing his best, and let me say,,wwoooowwww

[Jorg]

I can't agree with you more. Keep drooling EVERYTIME he's on local TV. And that's a LOT of airtime. (eventhough it's never enough for me)

[Hussard]

Is that a PA you can see in the first bulging picture? I'd like to think it is :-)

[le critikeur]

you guyz are really funny. J'aime bcp votre sens de l'humour. raffiné parfois.

[alan]

But we like superficial!! Someone sounds fat and angry!!.....

[alan]

But we like superficial!! Someone sounds fat and angry!!.....

[alan]

These rules are applicable to any hot guy so listen up!!