THE SECRETS OF A NEW SPORT'S HUNK IN 6 EASY STEPS
What does it takes to become a David or a Cristiano ? Is it a big secret ? Not really. It's even easy, all you have to do is to follow those simple steps to make sure you've got your man. You'll see it works every-time !
Step 1 :: First of all he has to be young, I know it's kind of cruel but is this what we really wanna see ?!
Step 2 :: He must be a bulger, or must be willing to show some bulge, even if it is just a little at the beginning, that's a must! Without the bulge you won't have the gays, and without the gays ... what do you have ? ;-)
Step 3 :: He has to be the huggable guy of the team. Always happy to share his joy with some other masculine partners.
Step 4 :: He must end up his game at least top less, in order to drive the fans crazy !
Step 5 : He must be a winner, but not too much!
Check done, so now we can say that Lukas Podolski from Germany has everything to be the next big thing, don't you think ?