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Back to Paris, after a great week-end in the South of France!

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FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I was never sure, how to describe my job ... Adventure ? Glamour ? Then I have found THIS !

"AIR FRANCE is pleased to have some of the best Flight Attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

A REAL DISASTER ...

This Disaster ... I mean "disaster movie", is not as bad as I could imagine. The big star of the movie is "Mother Nature", and you just wish the rest of the cast would have been taken away by the Tornados, drowned by the Tidal Wave or just freeze instantly ... They are not bad, but the "side" story is !

Except the incredible special effects: LA erased by many Twisters, NYC flooded and hit by a gigantic Tidal Wave, the rest of the movie is mainly about a father (too absent) keeping a promise to his son, I don't want to tell you more, because I feel that you are about to cry ... The fact that human kind, fucked up the planet, that comes in 3rd position in our story ... The second position is taken by the young student in love with the cute girl, but too shy to say "I Love You" ...

There is some "good moments" like, Mexico closing his border to massive illegal US immigrants ! And the President of the United States Erasing the debts of the 3rd world ... to save the rest of the US survivors ... well well ! Is there some kind of subliminal messages in all that ? Or it is just me ?

As a conclusion ... "The Day After Tomorrow" ... is already yesterday. But still you have to see the special effects ...

GYM BOY :-)

Sometimes I think that Cable network is useless in France ... BIG MISTAKE ! I accidently found myself looking at some "Hot/ Gymnastic/ Cute/ Boy/ Championship" ... Wooooo Hoooooo ! Had to share that ....

TIME TO GET NAKED !

When I was younger, I used to go with my family to a City called "Le Cap d'Agde" just 1h30 drive from Toulouse ! I remember it as a city on the beach, with some tacky gift shops and overpriced seafood restaurants.

A few years later, I've learned what was hiding behind this facade ... One of the largest Nudist Resort in the world !! Can you believe that ? They say it is "A popular place for naturists and sexually liberated adults alike". OH MY GOD ! Now I understand why I get to spend many saturday afternoon in the "Local Water Fucking amusement Park" ... I remember one ride called "The Black Hole" LOL ... anyway ...

If you come to visit this Beautiful French Region, do not wonder why you are the only person wearing clothes in the queue at the post office, or at the Boulangerie waiting for your "French Baguette" !

If you've always wanted to play Beach Volley naked (believe me that is not pleasant to see .. lol). Welcome to "Le Cap d'Agde". This nudist resort is the size of a small town, bordered by a 2-km long beach, and packed in the hight season (July/August).

There is a few Rules :

• Access to the quarter is reserved for naturists or those working there.
• Total nudity is obligatory within the quarter and on the beach, as soon as climatic conditions permit.
• Photo shots and filming are strictly limited to members of the family :-)

We have a friend (Str8) who have spent for the first time in his life a couple of days last week in "Le Cap d'Agde", this is how he described his week-end : PG 18

"I have spend the all fucking week-end naked and I can tell you that I was HARD the all time. Girls were sucking my C... (BIP) from morning till night ... they are all looking to get F.. (BIP), on the beach, in the pool, everywhere !! Even in the clubs I could not get my C... (BIP) soft they all jumped on me, even the one with the boy friend looking ... I think they liked my C...(BIP) because it was bigger than most of the guys there ... that night I came 7 times ... I want to move there ! it is fucking unbelievable".
N. Paris 28 years old

So this Heaven on earth is, I would say 95% Str8 friendly ... But still It can be fun to spend an afternoon and get some tan naked on the white sand ... lol

If you ever been there, you can share your experience with us :-)

For those who are still curious about this place, there is a book called "THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT CAP D'AGDE" :-)

MADONNA - ONE DOWN !

Already one show cancelled in LA last night !!!! My god, I knew it, She is getting old. Is she gonna make to Paris in September ? I hope so ... lol

On her first night she could not performed the song "Hollywood" ... and nobody knew why ?!? Well now we know why. She had to go to the restroom in emergency ! That is "Hollywood" too ... well I guess !

VANESSA PARADIS

Vanessa Paradis was born in Saint-Maur-Des-Fossés France in 1972 (December 22). She is also none as "Madame Johnny Depp", the mythical and most discreet "Hollywood" couple. They have an apartment in NYC, a home in LA. But the place they call "Home" is a Farmhouse in the south of France. This is where they have decided to raise their two children.

Lily-Rose (born on May 27th 1999 at 8:25pm in Paris)
Jack (born on Tuesday, April 9th 2002 at 1:30 am in Paris) .

Johnny Depp : "It's much easier for me in France. No one cares who I am and it's very rare that anyone acknowledges me in the street or takes my photo. The French public keep a polite distance from so-called celebrities and since I'm fairly paranoid about being watched or followed this gives me a lot of peace of mind".

Vanessa released in 1987 a song called "Joe Le Taxi". It stayed at N°1 in the french charts for 11 weeks, and also found success in the UK and 15 others countries. Download the MP3 song :-)

Her first movie in 1989 was a success, "Noces Blanches", she received a "César" for the most promising actress in 1990.

Filmography :

1999 "La fille sur le pont"
1998 "Une Chance sur deux"
1997 "Un amour de sorcière"
1995 "Elisa" (Great movie with Gerard Depardieu)
1989 "Noce Blanche"

She produced her first album VARIATIONS SUR LE MEME T'AIME in collaboration with Serge Gainsbourg.
And her second album VANESSA PARADIS with Lenny Kravitz

Vanessa has just finish filming the black and white French film "Mon Ange" in Belgium and Holland. And she should release a new album early 2005 !

This year Vanessa was chosen for the second time, to represent CHANEL. She already did an appearance in black feathers on a trapeze for the 1992
"Coco Chanel perfume advertisement".

I LOVE Vanessa, and I can't wait for her new Album.